I've developed a theory after doing so many con calls.
If someone has a sweet voice over the phone, it is likely that lady is an overweight Oprah during her peak days.
If someone has a gruff voice, she probably looks like Cindy Crawford.
True! I've seen it.
When i was in high school, all the girls with hard to pronounce chinese names all damn solid one.
All with english names like dog
All the Michelle, Stephanie etc all like dog
All the Tze Thean, Su Shean etc all damn chun
Wednesday, May 24, 2006
Friday, May 19, 2006
Kuat
I'm quite impressed with the WiFi coverage in the Cathay Pacific Lounge in the HK airport. Here I am, in the huge shower room, taking a crap, and when I whip up my laptop, there's a wifi signal. Cool!
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
Gigi
My son called me whilst I was in the states. Yesterday was his official Standard One exam in Bahasa Malaysia and Pendidikan Moral.
Dono man... I'm not expecting much.
He also called to tell me that his first ever milk tooth dropped out. Wah.. what a milestone for him!
Dono man... I'm not expecting much.
He also called to tell me that his first ever milk tooth dropped out. Wah.. what a milestone for him!
Monday, May 15, 2006
Repeat
I just got off the plane, transiting in Vancouver when I got news on my Blackberry that one of my close Malaysian colleagues suffered the same fate as my baby.
I cried, oh how I cried.
And my wife used to accuse me of not being sensitive to her needs when we suffered our losses. I had to be strong for her, but when I heard my own guy suffering my same fate, I could not hold it in.
Sometimes I wonder if good guys come out on top... it's times like this when I am left questioning faith.
I cried, oh how I cried.
And my wife used to accuse me of not being sensitive to her needs when we suffered our losses. I had to be strong for her, but when I heard my own guy suffering my same fate, I could not hold it in.
Sometimes I wonder if good guys come out on top... it's times like this when I am left questioning faith.
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Bodek
I'm blogging this whilst in transit in HK.
On the way to New York. I have a 2 day "offsite meeting" hosted by my bosses' boss. Then on Wed, he is also hosting lunch.
Wah lan, like that oso I fly all the way there ar?
Ya lor. Nahia, this company, got to bodek the big guns. When they invite u for such boondoggle events, u better show face and show respect man. I bet u the sessions will be boring, but the important thing is just to show face and create contacts.
That's the difference in a user organisation. Totally not dependent on pure skills, but on who you know and whether u can get folks to do you a favour. So here I am, blowing RM15,672 for a round trip biz class ticket for this.
Niama man.
On the way to New York. I have a 2 day "offsite meeting" hosted by my bosses' boss. Then on Wed, he is also hosting lunch.
Wah lan, like that oso I fly all the way there ar?
Ya lor. Nahia, this company, got to bodek the big guns. When they invite u for such boondoggle events, u better show face and show respect man. I bet u the sessions will be boring, but the important thing is just to show face and create contacts.
That's the difference in a user organisation. Totally not dependent on pure skills, but on who you know and whether u can get folks to do you a favour. So here I am, blowing RM15,672 for a round trip biz class ticket for this.
Niama man.
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Maybank
I am sitting here at the Maybank Sungai Buloh branch to open a Maybank account.
KNNECCB and TNM man, flipping crap, sitting here for 40 mins already, kaninahia, only 1 officer opening account. And like WTF man, the way she opens account.. she takes the freaking form, keys the info and then creates the account, then next customer.
I'm like, hey, 5 fellas waiting to open account, have a few tellers or customer service reps on stand by lah! Niama man!
And how am I blogging this? I hijacked the maybank2u PC.
Tulan man!
KNNECCB and TNM man, flipping crap, sitting here for 40 mins already, kaninahia, only 1 officer opening account. And like WTF man, the way she opens account.. she takes the freaking form, keys the info and then creates the account, then next customer.
I'm like, hey, 5 fellas waiting to open account, have a few tellers or customer service reps on stand by lah! Niama man!
And how am I blogging this? I hijacked the maybank2u PC.
Tulan man!
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Frust
One thing that frustrates me is when you work with flipping ang mohs, wan lan eh, these jokers can really talk and putar belit man.
Nahia man, on conference calls, they can temberang like there's no flipping tomorrow, promise their mother's asses and everything, but when it comes to the crunch, elek.
Just yesterday, niama, I was on this conference call. Kanina, this f*cker, 3 weeks ago, like real, promise to do this and that, then I had to also do something.
So we get onto this call, chow hai man, I presented my stuff, then ask him "now can u table your option", celaka, the f*cker said "I need xxx to provide guidance on what details she wants". I'm like, WTF man! 3 weeks of sitting around with your dick in your hands now only you say you want guidandance, you piece of shit!
Really beh tehen man.
Nahia man, on conference calls, they can temberang like there's no flipping tomorrow, promise their mother's asses and everything, but when it comes to the crunch, elek.
Just yesterday, niama, I was on this conference call. Kanina, this f*cker, 3 weeks ago, like real, promise to do this and that, then I had to also do something.
So we get onto this call, chow hai man, I presented my stuff, then ask him "now can u table your option", celaka, the f*cker said "I need xxx to provide guidance on what details she wants". I'm like, WTF man! 3 weeks of sitting around with your dick in your hands now only you say you want guidandance, you piece of shit!
Really beh tehen man.
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