Theory

I've developed a theory after doing so many con calls.

If someone has a sweet voice over the phone, it is likely that lady is an overweight Oprah during her peak days.

If someone has a gruff voice, she probably looks like Cindy Crawford.

True! I've seen it.

When i was in high school, all the girls with hard to pronounce chinese names all damn solid one.

All with english names like dog

All the Michelle, Stephanie etc all like dog

All the Tze Thean, Su Shean etc all damn chun