Ligers

There is a new post at the bottom of this one. I'm just pinning this post to the top

There are photos for my son.. took them in HK.. he's such a Zoids fan.. its for him to see and choose which he likes.

Liger Zero Phoenix


Liger Zero Falcon


Energy Liger


Liger Zero X

Ultimate Vulgarity

Someone told me that the MSN conversation posting I made a few weeks ago was so hilarious, I just had to post another one...

This guy I'm chatting with is like the COO of the HK business. He's a Malaysian too.

karipap said:
I wanna buy a Chinese/ English Translator
SkyLark said:
Fuck you la.. just go downstairs to the electronic shop and bring your dick
karipap said:
wah.. just bring my lan chow can oready ah?
karipap said:
no need credit card?
SkyLark said:
then ask those sales ladies to suck on your balls
karipap said:
they will choke, man
SkyLark said:
pay any thing you wish then ask them to fuck off and give you that translator
karipap said:
eh.. i got to go
karipap said:
i tokok with u tomorrow
SkyLark said:
so near the hotel, just go
SkyLark said:
bye fcker
karipap said:
fuck you man

SkyLark says:
Datuk, what the hell is that email about?
karipap says:
which email?
karipap says:
the MORE?
karipap says:
u never pay attention on the privacy calls meh?
karipap says:

karipap says:
eh.. i got the fucking SSL waiver for you oready
SkyLark says:
no la, so manythings happened at once
SkyLark says:
ok thank la,
karipap says:
jangan tension
karipap says:
BUT
SkyLark says:
you know those fuckers are really bad, the NSM servers still cannot be connected
karipap says:
the waiver, I think I need someone to approve from the busienss
karipap says:
lemme read first
SkyLark says:
I can do this
karipap says:
lemme sort out your SSL first in the next 5 minutes
karipap says:
the NDM, i have no head or tail, maybe u have to fuck mike mazz for that
karipap says:
wait ah
karipap says:
ok
karipap says:
the ssl waiver
karipap says:
i need to... "send to an officer on the business side"
SkyLark says:
ok MJ now is working for the compliance thing,
karipap says:
who the fuck can do that?
karipap says:
you can?
SkyLark says:
i cannot
karipap says:
cibai
karipap says:
who then?
SkyLark says:
I have to be at Harbourfront from tomorrow till next Tuesday
karipap says:
Don't tell me Rory ah
karipap says:
if ROry, you better prep Rory
SkyLark says:
since I have to approve those cheques in the office
karipap says:
eh focus
karipap says:
we kow theem SSL first
karipap says:
Who is this "officer of the business"
karipap says:
who is someone who will ask few questions?
SkyLark says:
how the fuck should I know
karipap says:

karipap says:
cibai
SkyLark says:
I am not an officer, because I don't kiss assess
karipap says:
fuck you la
karipap says:
serious a bit la
SkyLark says:
ok
karipap says:
i wanna sort this out now
karipap says:
who?
karipap says:
Rory?
SkyLark says:
either me or Rory
karipap says:
so you can ah..
karipap says:
I will send to you
karipap says:
all you need to do is answer seriously in an email
SkyLark says:
May be Rory would be better, but then what is the fucking ranking they want
SkyLark says:
I am only a VP
SkyLark says:
ok ok,
karipap says:
i call susan now
SkyLark says:

karipap says:
if she say VP can, then u fucking accept it la
karipap says:
wait ah
karipap says:
fucking woman dowan to pick up fone
SkyLark says:
she is too busy
karipap says:
like you la
SkyLark says:
no i only wank
karipap says:
next time i dowan to shake hands with you man
SkyLark says:
i am clean, wash my hand after wanking
karipap says:
jialat
karipap says:
who is following up on your NDM shit?
karipap says:
mike mazz isit?
SkyLark says:
mike mass, please ask this asshole to wake up and follow it through
karipap says:
he is awake oready
karipap says:
but the fucker i dono doing what
karipap says:
he's like a taichi master
karipap says:
all talk, no cock
SkyLark says:

SkyLark says:
diu everything is fucked up
SkyLark says:
and then what we should do is to kill them all
karipap says:
sending the waiver form to you now
karipap says:
you don't reply and say fuck or anything ah
SkyLark says:
fuck man what the hell are you doing ? the Business contact is Rory, la
karipap says:
i ask you, u say can?
karipap says:
cibai
karipap says:
never mind, you just reply and say that as a VP, you are ok with it
SkyLark says:
i can that's ok from now till the end of May, since I will be CPO
karipap says:
ya la
karipap says:
susan won't know
karipap says:

karipap says:
eh.. this NDM shit, what's the issue?
SkyLark says:
fuck man please let her know that I am black and long
SkyLark says:
cannot connect, then we cannot do the CIti's UAT
SkyLark says:
so what is the fucking matter with those people
SkyLark says:
how's is the regression test?
SkyLark says:
like shit i believe
karipap says:
ah..
karipap says:
not so bad la
karipap says:
the teruk shit yesterday
karipap says:
today less shit
SkyLark says:
so still fucking problem?
SkyLark says:
i think Clara is going to die
karipap says:
i think got one minor one
SkyLark says:
man she is so messy, she cannot figure out what fucking version she put up there at Fujitsu, and then wanted to have sex with the machine
karipap says:
eh.
karipap says:
tomorrow u're in harbourfront?
karipap says:
ginny wants me to send the compliance spreadsheet over to Rory
karipap says:
so I need you to have a word with rory on that tomorrow
SkyLark says:
ok
karipap says:
just tell him that we got things covered, and we are good from a legal and privacy stdpoint
SkyLark says:
i will ask Rory to call you Datuk
karipap says:
and tell him to acknowledge the spreadsheet
karipap says:
i will ask rory to call you Tan Sri
SkyLark says:
fuck man it takes me like 2 days to understand what the hell is going on and now
karipap says:
understand what?
SkyLark says:
you ask me to explain it to him, like 10 days?
karipap says:
no need to explain la
karipap says:
aiya.. if so kang khor... u want me to go over to Harbourside to explain?
SkyLark says:
he is a detailed CEO
SkyLark says:
so he will either fuck me / fuck U so please clean your ass before coming to Harbourfront
karipap says:
so how, u want me to go over there?
SkyLark says:
le tme think, i will so the explination, since I have to take care of the money authorzation tomorrow, as our CFO is not in town
karipap says:
u lemme know la
karipap says:
but i will have to send the email in the morning
karipap says:
if not, ginny will complain i never let the CEO enuff time to digest
SkyLark says:
ok and don't send it now, i will fuck you up
karipap says:
tomorrow morning lah, you chibai
karipap says:
are u gonna approve the SSL waiver?
SkyLark says:
diu man, you are filling up my email box and then i cannot get those dirty pictures from my friends
karipap says:
kanina
SkyLark says:
how?
karipap says:
share some with me la
karipap says:
but don't send to company email
karipap says:

karipap says:
kanina.. u know there was someone who got sacked because he view porno

karipap says:
cibai
SkyLark says:
in Company HK
karipap says:
i am on the VPN la
karipap says:
don't send this shit to me
karipap says:
got monitoring software one

You have failed to receive file "untitled 11.bmp" from SkyLark.

SkyLark says:
done?
SkyLark says:
fuck you why scare?
karipap says:
i not so rich like you
SkyLark says:
you are scare shit
karipap says:
i cannot aford to get sacked
SkyLark says:
no i am not rich, i am inch
karipap says:
i am "foot"
SkyLark says:
I have already send 10 pics to your email account
SkyLark says:
please replicate
karipap says:
never receive
karipap says:
i bet u kena filter my company firewall
SkyLark says:
so you are fucked now
karipap says:
tomorrow i will get some fucking warning, you fucker you
karipap says:
eh, go approve the ssl waiver la
SkyLark says:
but to your gmail s
karipap says:
ah
karipap says:
gmail ah
karipap says:
then can
karipap says:

SkyLark says:
where the hell is the SSL approval email?
SkyLark says:
can you resend?
karipap says:
u never receive?
SkyLark says:
nope,
SkyLark says:
from whom?
karipap says:
hmm
karipap says:
ok
karipap says:
i resend
SkyLark says:
fuck where the hell is the mail?
karipap says:
sending la
SkyLark says:
ok be quick please do that and don't fucking wank on those pictures
karipap says:
your pictures not dirty enuff
SkyLark says:
beauty not dirty
SkyLark says:
you have no taste
karipap says:
haha
SkyLark says:
done asshole
SkyLark says:
just approved
karipap says:
thanks fucker
SkyLark says:
some mother fucker is going to know that I am a VP
SkyLark says:
very poor person

Blow Job

Here I am, waiting for the conversion programs to run... and wasting time surfing You Tube. I came across this great video! Priceless!

Back in HK

I am now back in HK. We have a mock conversion starting today for a system going live next week.. so it is damn tense.

On the train from the airport, I spotted this convention.. must visit...

Discount!

I was in Tesco the other day and I saw this sign! Isn't it so lame that they're advertising a 1 cent discount?!?

Home

Sorry to all.. a lot of you folks have been pinging me, sending me emails on why I have not updated my blog in a long time.. Well, firstly, I wanted to leave the Malacca blog more towards the top! haha... but seriously, I have been busy with my new house.

Yes.. I bought a new house a couple of years ago at Desa Park City. http://www.desaparkcity.com. Cost me a bomb. And my arse hurts prostituting myself off just to pay for the house. Here's an article in the edge abt how expensive the houses are there. (PS: I didn't buy Zenia.. I kena prostitute front side and backside to afford it). http://www.theedgedaily.com/cms/content.jsp?id=com.tms.cms.article.Article_7c6678ba-cb73c03a-cef6f100-899fd6ea

Anyway, got my keys 2 weeks ago. And I desperately wanna move in!

So immediately got a feng shui fella to come over and "scan the place". This guy is one of the Malaysia famous fellas (and it is NOT Lillian Too... I don't trust her theories that just putting some brass object can suddenly cure affliction.. too mumbo jumbo)...

I'm not working with an Interior Designer.. asking for ideas.. so lets see la what happens ...

Bribe!

My son... he takes the bus to school.. and you know la, the bus sometimes gets rowdy, sometimes there's pushing and shoving etc etc.. One day he comes back with a scratch under his eye and he claimed that "his friend" used his wallet to lash out at him.

Of course I was furious. Complained so much to the driver that the child's parent called me for an apology.

Then yesterday, same shit happens. That boy scratched my son's arm and it bled a little. The boy panicked because I am sure his mother whacked the shit out of him after I complained the last time So this boy, his name was Ethan, told my son..

Ethan: "ayo! sorry la! don't tell your mother..."

KariJnr: "cannot!"

Ethan: "ayo! err.. you take this one ringgit lah" (!)

KariJnr: "Money will not make it better"

Ethan: "ayo! How abt ten cents instead?" (!!)