Changing Room

I've noticed something at the malls... have you noticed, that women tend to "share" changing rooms? I mean, what's up with that? 2, 3 girls sometimes can squeeze into a single changing room at the mall, i'm like.. WTF? And its not like these girls are all related to each other... why? why does this happen? What's the thrill?

I don't see guys sharing changing rooms....

Theory

After travelling so much, I noticed that at every f&cking airport, nahia man, whenever the bags come out of the KNN carousel, it normally ends up upside down?

Did u notice that?

I'm like, KNN man, you f*cking dickh*ead inside the baggage handling area, do u do it on purpose you "nucking futs" guy?

Leg

I am in Mexico and I went to this Mexican restaurant and the Mexican's all say that the pork all damn steam man. But honestly, when I went there, they pushed this cart with this pork leg strapped to this metal strap, my appetite went down the drain man..urgh....

Quote

I'm on the road again... back to Mexico... I'm writing this in transit to HK.

Movies suck on the plane.. but when I watched "I'm the Man" on the plane, there was this classic quote which made me laugh.. there was this group of guys trying to pick up this chick and she said "girls with an ass like this don't talk to guys with faces like yours!"

Classic!

Bully

My son has his first case of bullying today.

He has this Indian boy, Mavindran, sitting behind him in class and this Mavindran crawls under the table and usually tries to steal from my son's bag.

Today, Mavindran tool RM4 and a whole heap of coins from Mavindran.

My son, the short, skinny fella he is, went back to Mavindran and asked him

"Mavindran, you took my money!"

Mavindran said "I no steal"

"MAVINDRAN, YOU TOOK MY MONEY! GIVE ME BACK!"

"ok... ok..."

I must say I was quite proud of my son. Luckily he didn't do his karate kick to Mavindran (remember, on his first day of school, he whacked some boy in the eye because of heckling)

Deaf

When I got back from HK, my wife was panicking. She was telling me that my electrical supply fuse seemed to make this shrilling sound in the nite.

So...

Nite #1: Called the Tenaga fella. He shine torch lite, take his screw driver, tighten here and there, then said "eh.. tak tau la". Then the sound went away

Nite #2: Sound came back. Called Tenaga again. Different guy came. Blur. Shine torch lite, screw here and there, say dono

Nite #3: Sound came back. The guy came, no sound. Then he said "eh boss, macam ini, susah la... tak apa, tak bahaya punya. Bahaya kalau lampu kelip kelip"

Nite #4: sound again. nahia. i took my torch. shine here and there. Then i realised, heck, the sound maybe coming from the garden eh.. then I listened hard.. I realised my neighbour's house oso got the sound... So I slowly walk to his house, shine towards a clump of bushes... Nahia! Freaking Cricket man!

Wah lao eh... damn embarassing man!

Zidane

After yesterday's world cup final, I can only say one thing stood out... Zidane really used his head:

http://www.footymax.com/zidane.htm

Dragon Breath

I'm back after a week in Hong Kong. I was supposed to attend an IBM Insurance Application Architecture Conference, but half the time I had to go tackle that problematic Hong Kong Core System Migration I'm overseeing....

My HK project Manager, like me, is also quite religious. In the lift, he showed me a picture of the large Buddha that can be found in Lantau Island. At the back of that picture, there were some blessings..

I asked him "eh, these words, what's the meaning ar?"
he said "wah, these words are eternal blessings, protection and white light against all sorts of evil ..."
Then I said "wah lao, then how come you still kena saboe so much on this project?"

I'm now back home for a week. I'm supposed to head towards Korea the week after, then Mexico the week after after (if there's such a word). I haven't asked my wife yet. Damn scared man. Some more, tonite there's world cup final.

If she's in a good mood, maybe I get to go both places.

If she's in a bad mood, nahia, the World Cup Final also she will ban me from watching man...