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wah, today i had coffee with yet another EX... and my god what did I learn.. so much that I don't even know how to mask the details in this blog, but here goes.

Recently, my old company had a few senior fellas leave the firm. Ya ya.. we were all sad, and we were all wondering.. KNN, this one guy, so keng chow, just penetrated the biggest money cow in the country, oso kena tendang? Then this other guy, such a nice guy, also kena arrow.

And when you ask them why, you get the standard answer of "ya, I'm making way so that people like you can get promoted".

My arse!

Today I found out what we already were speculating.. lemme say it's like clearing the weeds....

Anyway, when the weeds were cleared, let's just say the weeds that were cut were given a huge pile of compost to feed on. So these weeds got happy with the shit they got.

Anyway, sometimes, when you need to clear weeds, you cannot just take the scythe and start clearing. The laws in this country are quite employee friendly. You first need to write the bad weeds an eval, and you sometimes have to "hantam" a weed in the eval. What to do? You wanna chop, right? So, kena lah the eval. Even tho you are a superstar weed, your eval like shit.

Sometimes, these weeds fight back. So these weeds tend to stick onto your socks when you start clearing, and its damn irritating, they just won't let go of your socks.

So some of these vengeful weeds damn chee kek man. "you give me bad eval, I really stick it to you". How? Got tactic one.. you basically point out the farmers imperfections.. Like you can say.. eh.. this farmer, you sure can pakai one ah? The other day on this other project where all farmers get together to do "selection" for the right seeds to plant on a plot of land, there's this one other farmer who apparently claimed that "hey, even tho our role is to select seeds, but this special seed ah.. if we are selected ah, keng chow, I agree oready with this seed that I will be planter of choice". Wah Lan eh.. like that how can? Mana boleh play dual role. Konflick lah...

So anyway, this weed damn smart. Highlight this case. So all the farmers panic lah. Then the biggest of all big farmers came to see the weed.. This weed oso damn smart.. defler also "made inquiries" with the "national board of plantation". So all hell breaks loose lah and finally the weed gets left alone.

Cheem or not?

In the defence of this weed, this weed actually had another trump card.. but that is another story...