Disney HK review

Today, I took my son to Disney Hong Kong.

I've heard so much horror stories abt Disney HK.. the queues, the place is small...

Ok, personally, I didn't find the place that small. It's the same size (maybe even a teenie weenie bigger) as Movie World on the Gold Coast. But it's newer obviously than Movie World.

Did I like it? Well, I must say that the rides are ok, some of the attractions are quite nice. I particularly liked Tarzan's Tree House and the Festival of Lion King http://park.hongkongdisneyland.com/hkdl/en_US/parks/listing?name=AdventurelandAttractionListingPage

I also liked the 3D movie at "Mickey's PhilharMagic". http://park.hongkongdisneyland.com/hkdl/en_US/parks/listing?name=FantasylandAttractionListingPage Quite cool, the seats are all fitted with water squirters and during the movie, there are scenes of water thrown at you and it came from the water squirters. And during a magic carpet scene, you could feel the gush of wind as tho you were on the carpet.

But enuff of the good stuff. U just want to see me go ballistic at the bad, rite?

I tell you what's the problem. It's the close proximity to China! Wah lao eh.. you know all these fabled stories of how "ulu" these China folks are? Jialat man.. can you imagine, billions of Chinese fellas lining up for rides. I'm like, the freaking Dumbo ride has an average 90 minute wait! I'm like WTF! And that was the one my son insisted on riding. KNNECCB. 90 minutes man!

Then also these Chinese fellas, all dono how to line up one. You are there, lining up, and this bloody crew cut China fella with the smelly shirt will try to squeeeeeeezzeeeee past you. CB! I nearly head butt this one fella. Small kid also defler wanna over take. I'm like for god's sake, the line is 90mins long, you cut also u reduce 2 mins only. Nahia.

Everywhere, lines, lines, lines. Nahia.. even the water cooler also got to line up. Why? Cause there's this China guy right in front filling his water bottle for himself, his wife, his grandfather, his grand mutha, his grand uncle, his son, his daughter.. Wah lan eh...

Then the souvenir shop.. firstly, damn expensive.. then you got it, more Chinese fellas. Wah lan.

Seriously, man.. if I had the cash, I'd open a Disneyland in JB! Target the Singaporeans and the Indonesians. Indonesia's population also quite large, ya?